A man goes to the potty.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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