Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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