What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

How old are you? 7

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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