Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Im taking a shit right now.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

No your aunties a joke

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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