When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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9/11 my birthday

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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