how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

why do mexicans get made fun of

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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