- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A man walked into a bar owch

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

So a baby seal walks into a club

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