- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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