- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

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