How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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