- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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