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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

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