wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

WOw you have no life

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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