- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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