- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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