- Anti Joke

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster