- Anti Joke

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

whats hairy and crys your mom

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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