- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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