Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Women's Rights.

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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How old are you? 7

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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