- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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