- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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