- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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