Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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