- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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