- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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