Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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A bar walks into a man

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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