That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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