A blind man walks into a library.

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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