Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

VITAMIN C!

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Justin's life

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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