- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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