- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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