- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

123 f*ck off

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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