- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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