- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

womens rights.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Andoni was here

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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