- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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