Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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