How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

A blind man walks into a library.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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