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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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