- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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