Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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black people

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How do you end a sentence

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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