- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Killing your friend as a joke.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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