What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

my mind's eye?

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

i cant STAND cripple jokes

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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