- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

A praying mantis is very graceful

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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