- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Racial Equality

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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