- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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