- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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