Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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