- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

Shltskc gw? G

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

what's up? my penis.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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