- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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