A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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I shot a bitch.

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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Justin Bieber

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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