- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

The truth is he loves her!!

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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