- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Why are white people white? I don't know

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.