Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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Mooses

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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