- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

And you honored it I see :P

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Rylan Clark

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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