- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

"Knock knock" Come in!

I have cancer. And you're next.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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