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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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