- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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