- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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