the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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Lololol

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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Anyone can post anything.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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