- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Anyone can post anything.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

knock knock who's there ?

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