Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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