- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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