- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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