- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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