- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

why dont they make black forks

My spelling is horrible

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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