- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What would u like to drink?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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