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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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