- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

A: Do you like it B: No

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Knock knock Fuck off!

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

Sharvil has aids 4 times

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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