- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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