Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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