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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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