what's worse then a blowjob?

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

homosexual rights to marriage

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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