- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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