- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

kieran is a homosexual

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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