- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

123 f*ck off

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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