- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Small Penis.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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