your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Invisible Children Foundation.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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