What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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