- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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