- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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