Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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