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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Sam Hengal.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

quantum physics?

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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