- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

what looks like a banana? a penis

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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