- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

quantum physics?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??