- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

black people swimming

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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