- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Women's rights

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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