How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

cory

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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