How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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