Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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