i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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