- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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