- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

I enjoy Popcorn

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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