What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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